| "Who sir?! You sir?! No ones in the chair, come on, come on! Sweeney's waiting, I want you bleeders!" (48k) |
| "I can guarantee to give you without a pennies charge, the closest shave you'll ever know." (43k) |
| "At last! My arm is complete again!" (33k) |
| "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and its filled with people who are filled with shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it! But not for long!" (70k) |
| "Come for a shave, have you lad?" (16k) |