| "If you don't go and bite her, I'll kill her" (31k) |
| "Chico... don't be discouraged... All right, go ahead and be discouraged, you blind bastard. See if I care." (185k) |
| "What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E... DEE-vorce!" (168 k) |
| "The most important part of the story... the ending." (56k) |
| "Pardon me, Miss... I noticed that you left $100 on the dresser. Surely the escort service told you that I was three." (143k) |
| "I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky." (57k) |
| "Is that you, John Wayne?" (20k) |
| "I don't believe I know you." (23k) |
| "The only thing that matters is the ending. That's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one... is very good. This one's perfect." (382k) |
| "I killed the mirror... and my shower door." (183 k) |
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"You're very pale." "Yeah, thank you." (36k) |
| "Rubbernecker." (20k) |
| "I know you're in there, shithead." (32k) |
| "Mama's little baby loves shortnin', shortnin', Mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread." (172k) |
| "And this one is very good. This one is perfect." (81k) |
| "What do you want from me?" (24k) |
| "You and me and the lawyers are the only people that know about that, right?" (55k) |
| "I wanna go to sleep. I wanna take a nap." (54 k) |