Private Resort Sound Clips



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"Look around this place. It's the promised land." (620k)

"Come on, man. I told you. She's here to work. We're here to play." (968k)

"Listen, I got the best sunburn stuff in the world. Uh, why don't you come up to the room. I'll even help you put it on." (1.23 MB)

"What do you mean? You left us your key." (268k)

"Good afternoon, sir! My name is Jacques. Would you like a manicure?" (674k)

"That's his sister."
(hiccup)
"She's sick." (418k)

"What the hell are you doing?" (198k)

"What's a lousy job next to a great vacation?" (395k)