"Is that how you're all feeling, then? That perhaps dear ole Jack is not serving your best interests as Captain?"
[parrot squawks] "Walk the plank!"
"What did the bird say?" (780k)
"It's a key."|
"No. Much more better. It is a drawing of a key." (324k)
|"Gentlemen, what do keys do?" (174k)|
"Gentlemen, what do keys do?"|
"Keys unlock things?"
"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there is something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!"
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks, so what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked - which we don't have - without first having found the key what unlocks it?"
"So, we're going after this key!"
"You're not making any sense at all. Any more questions?" (1.66 mb)
"So... do we have a heading?"|
"Ha. A heading. Set sail in a... uh... general... that-way direction." (810k)
|"Why is the rum always gone?" (109k)|
"Is this a dream?"|
"I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum." (292 k)
|"And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbunkle?" (108k)|
|"Lom se se eunuchy, snip snip." (65.2k)|
|"Say-say lam shoop-shoop sha smalay-lama shoo-koo. Savvy?" (165k)|
|"Oi! Maboogie snickel-snickel. Tout de suite! Come on!" (155k)|
|"Oh bugger." (43.8k)|
|"Well, go on! Go get them!" (66k)|
|"No, no. Oi! No, no! Not good." (235k)|
|"Alas, my children. This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost [sound of wave crashing] Captain Jack Sparrow." (489k)|
"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea."|
"Yes, to the first. Yes to the second but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."
"But, that seems a bit contradictory, Captain."
"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs. Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something." (696k)
"No worries mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back... thick as thieves, nigh inseparable we are... were... have been... before..."|
"I'll watch yer back."
"It's me front I'm worried about." (685kb)
"Dirt...this is a jar of dirt."|
"Is the...jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it, give it back." "No..."
"Then it helps." (833k)
"Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard."|
"I'm here to find the man I love."
"I'm deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea." (432k)
|"You know these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin." (242k)|
|"Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones' crew". (647k)|
"You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?"|
"You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax."
"You smell funny." (311k)
"We have our heading." (159k)
|"You won't be able to resist...you're going to want to know...what it tastes like." "I do want to know what it tastes like." (656k)|
|"I want my jar of dirt." (66.4k)|
|"Guard the boat, mind the tide - don't touch my dirt." (157k)|
"You actually were telling the truth."|
"I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised." (218k)
"But I do owe you thanks, Jack."|
"After you tricked me onto that ship to square your debt with Jones..."
"...I was reunited with my father."
"Oh, well, you're welcome, then." (631k)
"Everything you said to me...every word...was a lie!"|
"Pretty much." (217k)
"Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So, who's fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"|
"Unfortunately, Mr. Turner, he's right!"
[clash of swords]
"Still rooting for you, mate!" (1.33 mb)
|"I'll handle this, mate." (324k)|
|"Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! [sound of Jack falling down stairs] Got it!" (520k)|
|"Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?" (422k)|
|"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?" (111 k)|
"Not so bad."
|"Hello Beastie." (68.6k)|