The Astronaut's Wife Sound Clips

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"Now, she got balloons. Why didn't I get no balloons?" (50k)

"There you go. That's better, ain't it?" (58k)

"Let's just calm down and talk about this, okay?" (48k)

"I know you don't want that, uh uh..." (38k)

"First I'm gonna drink ya, then I'm gonna eat ya..." (54k)

"Goodnight, sweetheart." (27k)

"Come on, let's go to bed." (28k)

"What I am is a true American hero. Now, the President of the United States of America said that, and you heard it." (134k)

"What are you hiding from me?" (29k)

"You killed my husband."
"Yeah, I did. And then I fucked his wife." (362k)

"I don't believe I can take much more of this, honey." (41k)

"I couldn't sleep. I was just listenin' to some music." (107k)

"You want to tell me what you really said to the President?"
"Yeah... I thanked him for his call."
"Mmm hmm..."
"Then I asked him what he was wearin'... and, uh... he started breathin' kinda heavy, made a funny noise, and hung up. What do you think that means?" (303k)

"I'm sorry if I was a bit rough." (35k)

"Don't say a word, honey. You're fine. You're fine now." (99k)